Funny Statuses for Everyone

Welcome back friends!  Can we interest you in a Funny Status T-shirt?  It’s a great way to make FB friends laugh!  Otherwise just go ahead and post these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going.  (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
  • A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
  • Marriage is like a late night phone call. You get a ring and then you wake up.
  • Do you ever just look at someone and “why” is the only thing you can come up with?
  • I chose the road less traveled. Now…where the heck am I?
  • I turn down my radio to park my car.
  • I try to avoid trouble but I think it likes me.
  • I’d mind my own business if yours was a little less interesting. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • There are only two levels in lion taming – “expert” and “cat food”.
  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
  • I like to sugarcoat my words because I know I’m gonna to end up eating them.
  • Say no, then negotiate.
  • Opinions are indeed like butts, some are just bigger than others.
  • When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I saw a bald eagle the other day. All of its feathers were combed over to one side.

Funny Picture to Post:

Operation: Toe Stub

I knew it!  Operation: Toe Stub gets me every-timeB.

Funny Video to Post:


Bravo, Penguin, Bravo.  IF this Brave Penguin can do it, you can do it!  Get out there and show the world what you’ve got!

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