Funny Status Updates for Facebook…

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem

  • As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
  • always finishes what he sta (From David M. of our Facebook Fan Page)
  • I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • (:pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ (From our FlipText Tool)
  • It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

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  1. The first (traffic light) and last (bigger man) updates you list were actually written by Jack Handey, the writer who is best known for Deep Thoughts on SNL. It'd be nice to attribute them.

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