Funny Facebook Status Updates – Weekend Edition

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Funny Facebook Status Updates:

  • How do u occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!
  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
  • Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly…well enough about ME! How are you?
  • FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated…calibration complete, now searching…..still searching….still searching……sorry, no friends found.
  • Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I’ll tel U l8r.
  • Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin…so where you gonna hide ME?

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PS) for good fun text this to someone: 370HSSV 0773H   Tell them to turn their phone upside down 🙂