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Funny Facebook Status Updates:
- How do u occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
- Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly…well enough about ME! How are you?
- FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated…calibration complete, now searching…..still searching….still searching……sorry, no friends found.
- Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I’ll tel U l8r.
- Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin…so where you gonna hide ME?
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