Friday is Back in BLACK

Congrats you made it through another week of school/work/or being lazy.  Good for you!  Let’s skip the BS today and jump right into the witty facebook status updates…

Alright one joke before we go on….

Q: What did Samuel L. Jackson say about all the recent earthquakes going on?

A: I am sick of these *****’ ‘quakes on these *****’ plains.

Funny Facebook Status Updates:

  • I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. – Mitch Hedberg
  • Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
  • Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.
  • People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.
  • Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.
  • I was playing poker the other night… with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window

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Enjoy your weekend don’t get hurt and cya back here tomorrow!  PS) Don’t forget to join our Facebook Fan Page.  We just started it so you could be a founding member. Gratzi