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Top 20 Laughable Facebook Statuses:
- Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there’s anything good, but nothing ever changes.
- Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you.
- You are never too old for Disney movies.
- During a math test…
me: my answer = 23
answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer
- My bed is my closest friend. He never leaves, he’s always there for support, and he even comforts me when I’m down.
- The unplanned moments tend to be the best ones.
- I suffer from premature procrastination. It’s when you procrastinate before even receiving a task.
- Making decisions are my hardest decisions ever.
- I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
- When your sad always remember that you don’t look like you did in 6th grade.
- person: I like your name
me: thanks, I got it for my birthday
- If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
- If someone toilet papered my house that would be great because I’m out of toilet paper.
- The worst feeling isn’t being lonely. It’s being forgotten by someone you’d never forget.
- A bad Walmart greeting just ruins the whole experience.
- There’s really no need to raise your voice, it’s not that I can’t hear you, it’s that I’m not paying attention to you.
- Why is it that I have to recite the entire alphabet to remember where one letter is?
- If someone is angry with you and you laugh at them, you win.
- When people ask me if I’m working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask if they’re hurting hard or hardly hurting.
- My stomach just made a noise that sounded like Chewbacca trying to scream underwater.
Best Costume this Weekend:
Well done, Kitty!
Dawwww Dis Puppy…
The puppy is one thing but, that ladies laugh… LOL!