Aye Aye Tuesday, you got it dude. Funny Facebook Status Updates for ALL!

Woohoo, it’s freakin’ Tuesday. You know what that means right?!?!?!   More awesome funny hilarious facebook status updates for you!

Funny Facebook Status Updates:

  • If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
  • I won’t rise to the occasion, but I’ll slide over to it.
  • Naomi is imoan backwards, think about it.
  • I wonder why Discovery doesn’t have a Mongoose Week?
  • Everybody is a prostitute in some way, some people just get paid for it.

Video of the Day:

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Catch you tomorrow, yo!