Make July last, share these… Funny Facebook Status Ideas: I just learned that to burn off the calories from 1 M&M you have to walk the length of a football field. Brb I have to run to China. We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of […]
Facebook Status Updates
4th of July Status Updates, Pictures, Quotes, and Videos!
Happy Birthday, America. This independence day, share these… 4th of July Facebook Status Updates: “The Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to […]
Missile Crash, Hello Horse, and EPIC Quotes
Increase your likes, share these… EPIC Quotes for Facebook: I am who I am. Your approval is not needed. There’s a bald spot in my yard so I’m gonna let the grass around it grow really long and then do a comb-over. The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use […]
Tap Dancing Seagull, Smart Dog, and Status Quotes
Make your feed fun, share these… Facebook Status Quotes: When I see somebody get on one knee tying their shoe in public I get in front of them, happy cry, and say “Oh my GOD, I will, YES-YESS!” My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m getting fat. When I die I want someone to […]
Backwards Dog, Unimpressed KittEhh, & Silly Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Silly Statuses for Facebook: Closest I’ve come to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop When I order pizza online and there’s a “Notes” box I put “Ring bell, Cross moat, SLAY DRAGON” The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the “Skip Ad” […]
Cat Like Thief, Men In Black, and Top Statuses.
This week on Facebook… Top Facebook Statuses: A best friend is someone that can look at you when you have the biggest smile on your face and still know that something is wrong. Saying “I have plans” to get out of other plans, when the only thing you have planned is some R & R. […]