Kitty Meme, Dancing Stairs, and Status Ideas

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Funny Facebook Status Ideas:

  1. I just learned that to burn off the calories from 1 M&M you have to walk the length of a football field. Brb I have to run to China.
  2. We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
  3. In my day, illegally downloading music involved a cassette player and me pressing the pause button when the radio DJ started talking.
  4. My main issue with life is that it feels simultaneously like everything is too much and nothing will ever be enough.
  5. How does one get a nice body without moving?
  6. My loved one is such a good cook, Even the fire alarms are cheering them on.
  7. Just realized that if you are wearing gloves and trying to work your iPhone your tongue works just fine.
  8. All it takes is monster-filled darkness behind me, that’s when I run into my room faster than an Olympic sprinter.
  9. Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person.
  10. I think I could play football for the University of Phoenix.
  11. I wonder if anyone thinks about me when they can’t fall asleep at night.
  12. I just coughed and sneezed at the same time, I think I traveled 3 seconds into the future.
  13. Do night sweats count as a workout?
  14. I just spent an hour in Walmart and I no longer believe in evolution.
  15. I really wish I hadn’t heard that, I would be so much happier not knowing.
  16. I need you. I want you. I love you…. Food.
  17. “Be yourself” is the worst advice you can give to some people.
  18. Hey couples who write on each other’s Facebook walls, NO ONE cares how much you love each other, so cut it out!
  19. Save as: “fjhdsk” … The file “fjhdsk” already exists … “fjhdsk 2”.
  20. When picking out a name for your kid make sure it’s something you won’t mind saying a BILLION times.

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Kitty Talk:

cat meme

Know the feeling? Share that adorable kitty!

Dancing on Stairs like a BOSS:


Whoa. I’ve been doing stairs all wrong!

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