Make your weekend last, share these… Top 20 Playful Facebook Status Updates: No talky before coffee. I love the point when you are so tired that everything is funny. When you hear a certain song that instantly brings you back to a certain time of your life. Math is a drama queen. It can’t seriously […]
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Common Sense Department, HashTags, & Priceless Status Updates
Make your Status fun, share these… 20 Priceless Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when you’re trying to end a conversation and the other person won’t stop talking. Money not buying you happiness? Wire it into my account and I’ll send you pictures of how happy it makes me. Problem solved. 15 is the age […]
Puppy Vs. Lemons, Kids Logic, & Entertaining Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… 20 Entertaining Facebook Statuses: Life becomes so much more fun once you decide to not care! In Dog Beers, I’ve only had one. Saying “just kidding” is a way to tell the truth without getting punched in the face. This “normal” that you speak of…it doesn’t sound fun at all. […]
Sideways KittEh, Dat Mane, & Amusing Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… 20 Amusing Facebook Posts: Look at each failure as a deposit made into the account that will help you write the check for your next significant success. Don’t try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that clearly in my soul. When people say “I […]
Siberian Husky Vs. Leaves, CatJar, & Funny HaHa Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Funny HaHa Statuses for Facebook: Opening a pizza box and searching for the biggest slice. Don’t try calling me back after you miss my call. I make 3 calls a year. You blew it. You say mystery bruise, I say drinking badge of honor. Fact: When you’re a kid, light […]
Screaming Eagle, Bananas Explained, and Weekend Status Updates
Make your weekend last, share these… 20 Status Updates about the Weekend: I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert. Sometimes I’ll catch my reflection in a mirror and I’ll be like, “oh no, that can’t be right.” Guys are like bears, if you […]