Common Sense Department, HashTags, & Priceless Status Updates

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20 Priceless Facebook Status Updates:

  1. That awkward moment when you’re trying to end a conversation and the other person won’t stop talking.
  2. Money not buying you happiness? Wire it into my account and I’ll send you pictures of how happy it makes me. Problem solved.
  3. 15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25
  4. I don’t understand how my room gets so messy whenI literally sit in one spot with my phone all day.
  5. I’m good. You adjust.
  6. Mom: How are your grades this semester?
    Me: Mother, what’s important is that we have our health.
  7. Do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are?
  8. Always envied the kids who showed up to school with their 64 count Crayola crayons. If I wanted Burgundy or Salmon I had to ask in shame.
  9. If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders.
  10. I noticed the toilet roll incorrectly installed in your selfie.
  11. You want the season to change but don’t want the years to pass.
  12. The only time somebody should be looking down on you is when they are on top of you.
  13. I bet if you were in a city getting attacked by huge sci-fi monsters youd run and scream but in the back of your mind youd be like “awesome”
  14. I have two dance styles: Sober, dancing silly as a “joke” or drunk dancing with confidence, same exact moves.
  15. Rock bottom is when you get dinner at the same place you buy your gas.
  16. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  17. I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the person that looks good refuses to delete it.
  18. If love is a battlefield than my bedroom is Switzerland.
  19. I just read that burglars use Facebook to see when people aren’t home. So from now on, I’m at home. With a rifle. And a hungry crocodile.
  20. Wishing your pets could talk is fun until you remember everything you’ve ever done in front of your pets.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Common Sense Department…

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