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20 Amusing Facebook Posts:
- Look at each failure as a deposit made into the account that will help you write the check for your next significant success.
- Don’t try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that clearly in my soul.
- When people say “I am done with people…. “Like who the heck are you gonna talk to now, animals?”
- LIKE this with your bottom lip. (98% of people can’t do it)
- Balloons are weird like… happy birthday here’s a plastic sack of my breath.
- You are never too old for Disney movies.
- Coffee: I need dis.
- AT&T covers 97% of Americans. In lies.
- Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I’m a woman. And we never forget. Anything. Ever.
- I want a cardboard cutout of myself.
- Facebook: A place for liars and braggers to unite.
- I went on a run but I came back 5 minutes later because I forgot something. I forgot that I’m fat and can’t run for more than 5 minutes.
- 10% of people genuinely care about your problems. The other 90% are glad that you’ve got them.
- The Internet: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head.
- I hate when my dreams are so vivid and realistic and my life is not.
- I like to take an empty Krispy Kreme donut box to work and sit in the break room and watch all of the disappointed faces.
- You do not have to attend every argument you are invited to.
- I’m not implying you’re stupid. I’m saying it outright. Here, I wrote it in crayon to help you understand.
- Roughly 70% of the contacts in my phone are restaurants, because I like food a lot more than people.
- GTA 5 is so realistic that even the characters in the game aren’t answering the phone when I call them.
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