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Funny HaHa Statuses for Facebook:
- Opening a pizza box and searching for the biggest slice.
- Don’t try calling me back after you miss my call. I make 3 calls a year. You blew it.
- You say mystery bruise, I say drinking badge of honor.
- Fact: When you’re a kid, light up shoes made you run faster.
- Taste your words before you spit them out.
- I have 0 problems with eating cereal all day, every day.
- I sleep less, I’m tired. I sleep more, I’m tired. Life is impossible…
- You were born an original, don’t die a copy.
- With my 2 year old at gymnastics and the coach said that we’ll be starting at the bars. A tad early but I’m totally game.
- They say love is in every corner… My life is a freakin’ circle.
- The awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and cannot figure out which one the music is coming from.
- Teens are always full of energy until someone says the words “clean up”.
- Asking your pet a question like they will respond.
- “You look nice today” “Was I ugly yesterday?”
- Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than just 10 songs in the world, right?
- Sometimes I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled my mouse wheel.
- That annoying moment when you cannot find the long side of your blanket.
- I hate it when the movie trailer is better than the movie itself.
- The moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant.
- When you’re trying to watch something and your whole family decides to have a competition to see who can be the loudest.
Cat + Jar =
His thoughts… “I’ve made a major mistake :/”
Siberian Husky Vs. Leaves Pile…
Sooooo cute! Feel free to share.