Siberian Husky Vs. Leaves, CatJar, & Funny HaHa Statuses

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Funny HaHa Statuses for Facebook:

Opening a pizza box and searching for the biggest slice.
Don’t try calling me back after you miss my call. I make 3 calls a year. You blew it.
You say mystery bruise, I say drinking badge of honor.
Fact: When you’re a kid, light up shoes made you run faster.
Taste your words before you spit them out.
I have 0 problems with eating cereal all day, every day.
I sleep less, I’m tired. I sleep more, I’m tired. Life is impossible…
You were born an original, don’t die a copy.
With my 2 year old at gymnastics and the coach said that we’ll be starting at the bars. A tad early but I’m totally game.
They say love is in every corner… My life is a freakin’ circle.
The awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and cannot figure out which one the music is coming from.
Teens are always full of energy until someone says the words “clean up”.
Asking your pet a question like they will respond.
“You look nice today” “Was I ugly yesterday?”
Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than just 10 songs in the world, right?
Sometimes I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled my mouse wheel.
That annoying moment when you cannot find the long side of your blanket.
I hate it when the movie trailer is better than the movie itself.
The moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant.
When you’re trying to watch something and your whole family decides to have a competition to see who can be the loudest.