Make your weekend last longer, share these… Top 20 Status Posts: That awkward moment when you have crunchy food in a room full of silent people. Stop everything you’re doing. Think about me. You’re welcome. A good criterion for measuring success is the number of people you have made happy. Reminder: Buy low and sell […]
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Valentines Day 2014 – Status Updates, Pictures, and Videos
Happy V-Day, Share these… Valentines Day Status Updates 2014: For Lovers: Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. – Leo Buscaglia When I tell you I love you I don’t say it out of habit or to make conversation. I say it to remind you that you’re the best thing that […]
Unicycling Darth Vader, Parenting Controversy, and 20 Really Good Status Updates
Make your Thursday fun, Share these… 20 Really Good Status Updates: I don’t think it’s a coincidence that morning and mourning sound the same. I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for the answer. Yes acupuncture is an “ancient technique.” Other “ancient techniques” included leeches and dying from plague. I’m […]
Bird Feeds Dog Noodles, Sarcasm, and Mid Week Status Boost
Get over hump day, share these… 20 Funny Mid Week Status Updates Does anyone know of any rappers who are proud of their hometowns? Few things are as consistently weird as the guy/girl handshake. I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life. Who else hates the sound of their own […]
Giant Panda Snow, Sloth, and 20 Cute Statuses.
Score more likes, share these… 20 Cute Facebook Statuses: Perfect relationships exist in thoughts, movies, and Facebook timelines. Getting real sick of your shit, winter. This could be the best day ever… but it isn’t. Again. He who conquers others is strong. He who conquers himself is mighty. It’s a shame how so many of […]
Squirrel Hiding Spot, Kids These Days, and 20 Crazy Status Updates
Make your Monday suck less, share these… 20 Crazy Status Updates for Facebook: I’m not high maintenance, but rather precious cargo with lavish instruction for upkeep. Stop crying. You asked what I thought of your haircut and “macho” is a compliment where I come from, lady. Nutella: The answer to everything in life. My wife […]