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20 Cute Facebook Statuses:
- Perfect relationships exist in thoughts, movies, and Facebook timelines.
- Getting real sick of your shit, winter.
- This could be the best day ever… but it isn’t. Again.
- He who conquers others is strong. He who conquers himself is mighty.
- It’s a shame how so many of you have such nice, expensive, in many cases even brand new cars and yet the turn signals don’t seem to work.
- The Walmart Diet: You walk around the store for an hour and come out feeling skinny.
- That Awkward Moment when you’re being sarcastic and someone believes you.
- Dear food, will you be my Valentine?
- A 15 year old took gold in the Olympics and then there is me whose greatest accomplishment is getting up to 10 on flappy bird.
- Girls who say, “a lot of guys are after me”, should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
- Flappy bird is like the new angry bird except this time I am the angry one.
- Rules for texting a girl: 1. Don’t take 40 minutes to reply. 2. Use good grammar. 3. Ask Questions. 4. Use the 🙂 face.
- I love it when I catch you looking at me, then you smile and look away.
- Valentine’s Day is in 4 days so if you are secretly in love with me I suggest you reveal it now.
- Every time I hear a strange noise at night, I mentally prepare to fight off an intruder. If it’s a velociraptor, I’m also totally ready.
- My 3-year-old has two speeds: YOU CAN’T MAKE ME and FACE PLANT.
- “Keep this just between you and me” is a guarantee everyone will know by the end of the day.
- From what I’ve heard, there are actaully people whose paychecks last all the way to the next paycheck! I know! I didn’t believe it either.
- Even if your life was a total waste of space, there’s always hope that you’ll die in a weird enough way to make a CSI episode.
- I am used but in good condition.
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