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20 Really Good Status Updates:
- I don’t think it’s a coincidence that morning and mourning sound the same.
- I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for the answer.
- Yes acupuncture is an “ancient technique.” Other “ancient techniques” included leeches and dying from plague. I’m good with drugs thanks.
- Ha = I didn’t find that funny. Haha = That was funny. Hahahahaha = I want to sleep with you.
- If my glass is half full then I start wondering where my bartender is.
- Scroll back to your oldest text conversation and write “sounds good”
- Character is the result of two things: mental attitude and the way we spend our time.
- I’m in a very committed relationship with Netflix.
- Somewhere out there is a guy named Joe whose greatest achievement is that he was a really sloppy eater.
- Women always check me out. The cashiers at the grocery store are so nice.
- There’s literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house.
- 7 years ago to this day, I swallowed my gum and broke a mirror, so as you might imagine, this is a pretty big day for me.
- I’m no a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure “He started it,” is a legit defense.
- Really? “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?” Um…may I introduce you to pizza?
- I’m so confused, I thought the Crip Walk was a marathon for gang members.
- When you put ‘aspiring’ in front of your chosen profession. What I hear is: I’m unemployed.
- Ladies, if your Facebook status is “It’s Complicated” it’s really not. It’s simple, you have a shitty boyfriend, and you’re co-dependent.
- Being real is like being a lady…if you have to tell people you are…you aren’t.
- Your dependence on oxygen is where our similarities end.
- I don’t even know how to spell anymore. I type the 1st half of the word and wait for auto correct to do the rest.
Unicycling Darth Vader…
The flames were a nice touch. Welcome to the dark side of bagpiping.
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