Enjoy your Thursday, one of these will surely make you laugh… 20 Ridiculous Facebook Status Updates: I just told someone that I have to pee pee. It’s hard toggling back and forth between being a parent and being a dude. Together we can stop bathroom mirror profile pictures. We have so much in common. You […]
Facebook Status Updates
Never Grow Up, Awkward Moment When, and Entertaining Facebook Status Updates.
Mid-week fun time, share one of these… Entertaining Facebook Status Updates: I’m so thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many likes you get on a picture. If you’re an astronaut and you don’t end every relationship by saying “look, I just need some space” […]
Thirsty Bird, Caring Father, and Absurd Facebook Statuses
One of these will make you laugh, guaranteed… 20 Absurd Facebook Statuses: I Put Red Bull in my coffee pot this morning instead of water. Right now, I can see noises. Do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them? When I was little I didn’t care about […]
Extra Weight, Dog Joy, and Awe-Inspiring Funny Statuses
Make Monday Count, Share These… 20 Awe-Inspiring Funny Facebook Statuses: Don’t judge me just because I sin differently than you. Some people need a high five… in the face … with a chair. Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you’re so damn funny. Have you ever realized that sleeping is just […]
Cat Loves Owner, Practical Advice Kermie, and Dazzling Facebook Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, pick one and share these… 20 Dazzling Facebook Statuses: Broke a light bulb today. Seven years of bad ideas? You don’t need to be dating someone to be happy. Just be yourself. When I sleep less than 8 hours I’m exhausted and want to die, but when I sleep more than […]
Facebook in a Nutshell, Angry Baby Possum, and Bright Status Updates
Enjoy your Thursday pick one and share it…. Bright Facebook Status Updates: Political views are like children. Some people don’t have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off. Life Pro Tip: Putting your phone in airplane mode will stop ads while you play. I’m glad they finally made waterproof phones. Pushing […]