Get over hump day, share one of these… 20 Smart Facebook Status Updates: My life is like a Lamborghini. It’s going too fast, and it costs too much. I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time. Don’t just bend the rules, break them […]
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Got Your Ear, Happy Times, and Brainy Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… Brainy Facebook Status Posts: I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them. My internet works super fast only when I’m about to sleep and they ask me the reason for insomnia. I hate when I spend the extra money to buy organic vegetables only […]
Don’t Wake Kitty, Let’s Get Fat, and 20 Entertaining Facebook Statuses
Get Monday Going, Share one of these… 20 Entertaining Facebook Statuses: Do you ever have to re-read part of a book because you forgot to process what you were reading? Remember when I asked for your opinion. Yea, me neither. I like you as much as WiFi. Always remember who was there for you when […]
Top 5 Celebrity Ice Bucket Challenge Videos
5. Chris Pratt. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_iCIg2oCCs[/youtube] 4. Jack Black [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2RJRErLTqU[/youtube] 3. Weird Al [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nYjEF6e_n8[/youtube] 2. Bill Gates [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS6ysDFTbLU[/youtube] 1. The Rock [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H9bwPclRoo[/youtube] Bonus Video (ALS Ice Bucket Challenge video describes what it’s like to actually have ALS) [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq9rYJ4Ht2Q[/youtube] It’s a rare day when a “post” on Facebook can actually do so much good. Lets keep this going for […]
Superman, Cookie Dough, and Sarcastic Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… 20 Sarcastic Facebook Statuses: All my tupperware is haunted by the ghost of marinara sauce past. Someone told me I was too pretty to be single so I told them they were too dumb to be giving advice. My favorite part of cooking is when the […]
Robin Williams Tribute, Being an Adult, and Ridiculous Facebook Statuses
Have a great weekend, share one of these… 20 Ridiculous Facebook Statuses: Do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes? What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he […]