Facebook Status Updates

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Hope you’re having a great week, it’s almost over!  The good news is we have some hilarious facebook status updates for you today.  Looking for more funny facebook status updates, pictures, videos?  Like our Facebook Fan Page.  Meanwhile here are the funny status updates for the day, check them out… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Everybody […]

Welcome back, valued visitor!  First thing’s first here is what you came here for… Funny Relevant and Consistently Updated Facebook Status Updates: Sometimes I wish life was more like a multiple choice test instead of essay. Ever Need Inspiration??? Listen To All The People Who Tell You What You CANT/WONT Do… Bill Gates tried leaving […]

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Congrats you made it through another week of school/work/or being lazy.  Good for you!  Let’s skip the BS today and jump right into the witty facebook status updates… Alright one joke before we go on…. Q: What did Samuel L. Jackson say about all the recent earthquakes going on? A: I am sick of these […]