Score more likes, share one of these… 20 Crazy Facebook Statuses: It’s sad how the death of one earpiece of your headphones leaves the other to a life of neglect & uselessness for no fault of its own. Let’s play a game called how far can I lean off the bed to grab the thing […]
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Crazy Cat, Sleepy Owl, and 20 Great Facebook Statuses
Go ahead, borrow one for some quick laughs… 20 Great Facebook Statuses to Steal: I’m going to start telling women that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in. I’ll start working when my coffee does. I love when someone remembers something I told them a long time […]
Dog Saves Human, Pancakes, & Clever Status Updates
Score more likes, share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Status: Stay warm. By staying in bed. THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU. I thought there was a spider on the rug, but it was just some yarn. It’s dead yarn now, though. Me: I am so over […]
Epic Archery, Expensive Things, and 20 Fun Facebook Statuses
Happy Monday, share these funny statuses we found this week.. Top 20 Fun Facebook Statuses: Might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery, the odds are about the same. You never look good trying to make someone else look bad. My plan is to change the world. But I’ll settle […]
Worst Joke Ever, My Brain, and 20 Wonderful Weekend Status Posts
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… 20 Wonderful Weekend Status Posts: American Sniper proves that not even being in an active war zone will prevent your spouse from calling you at work. The gift of gab doesn’t feel like a gift when it’s been given to your spouse. Know the rules well […]
Online Shopping, Paddle Boarder Meets Whale, & 20 Amusing Facebook Statuses
Score more likes, share one of these… 20 Amusing Facebook Statuses: That awkward moment when someone gives you a compliment and you can’t think of one in return. Who wants to give up on Society and go live in a treehouse with me? How I clean my room: -starts at one corner -finds something from […]