Happy Monday, share these funny statuses we found this week..
Top 20 Fun Facebook Statuses:
- Might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery, the odds are about the same.
- You never look good trying to make someone else look bad.
- My plan is to change the world. But I’ll settle for just getting out of bed.
- Hmmmm what should I buy myself for Valentines day.
- Everything becomes exponentially more funny when you’re not allowed to laugh.
- I need to delete pictures off my phone, but I’m such a photo hoarder, like I never know when this pic could come in handy I can’t delete that.
- Is it a firm rule that you have to be an addict to check into rehab? Because that one in Malibu looks pretty nice.
- ppl: u should talk more!
me: *tries to talk*
– gets ignored
– gets interrupted
– gets talked over
– no one pays attention
– no one cares
- The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
- That awkward moment when you walk to the wrong car in the parking lot.
- “COME ON YOU PIECE OF CRAP” I yell at my computer, a magic box that can do anything.
- If you end your message with “catch you later” the next time I see you I’m totally jumping in your arms. You better f*cking catch me.
- I like to stand 20 ft in front of the Walmart greeter and greet people before he gets a chance.
- I don’t really WANT to make bad choices; but I got here late and all the good choices were already taken.
- My friends most commonly describe me as “who?”
- I’ve ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child.
- I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. It’s giving payment when payment is due that I seem to struggle with.
- You are like that one crazy wheel on a grocery cart.
- The best cure for insomnia is a sunrise.
- What would I give the woman who has everything? Well, my phone number for a start.
Epic Archery Video
I don’t often think about Archery, but this video was badass. Please share or like if you enjoyed that.
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