Online Shopping, Paddle Boarder Meets Whale, & 20 Amusing Facebook Statuses

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20 Amusing Facebook Statuses:

  1. That awkward moment when someone gives you a compliment and you can’t think of one in return.
  2. Who wants to give up on Society and go live in a treehouse with me?
  3. How I clean my room:
    -starts at one corner
    -finds something from 6 years ago and stares at it nostalgically for 5 hours
    -goes to bed
  4. When you’re wearing a watch on an airplane, time flies.
  5. Me: Oh wow, how much is the rent for this amazing apartment?
    “Sir, this is the beer aisle of the grocery store.”
  6. I’ve never been held hostage, but I HAVE been in a group text, so….pretty much same thing.
  7. Thanks for sharing your moon with me on Instagram. We don’t have a moon where I live.
  8. The best job ever? Sleeping Beauty at Disney World. You just lay down all day. If anyone bothers you, it’s like excuse me, I’m working here.
  9. I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what’s going on and there’s a lot of wine drinking.
  10. Before criticizing my taste, remember that I like you.
  11. They say you’ve got to spend money to make money. Feel like there’s some middle step I’ve been missing?
  12. Hard butter is the devil.
  13. A secret handshake will get you into the “Beyond” section of Bed Bath & Beyond. Includes video games, beer & lightsabers. Ask for Steve.
  14. Things are getting pretty serious between us. We haven’t laughed in months.
  15. Maybe the chicken saw someone from high school. Just sayin’
  16. “Have you tried just eating a ton of pizza?”- me as a therapist
  17. If you don’t leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn’t get your money’s worth.
  18. It’s 2015, why don’t we have hover-boards yet?” he typed into a pocket-sized device that can do everything.
  19. I’m going to start responding to videos people post of their babies on Facebook with videos of me getting nine hours of sleep.
  20. Create a life that feels good on the inside, not one that just looks good on the outside.

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Paddle boarder encounters whale..

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