Facebook Status Updates

Hope everyone had an excellent weekend! 🙂  We certainly did.  Here is your funny status updates for Tuesday… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I got my first bikini. It’s a three piece; a top, a bottom and a blindfold for you. After all those years working at the Nuclear Power Plant, Uncle Ron was the […]

Congratulations and Happy Friday!  You made it folks, another glorious weekend.  A HOLIDAY weekend (Memorial day for you non-US folk, and don’t bother trying to call or e-mail us because we will be BBQing, yes, all of us.) nonetheless.  Have a safe and awesome weekened.  Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates […]

Thanks for stopping in! FYI,  FacebookStatus.org is the most frequently updated hotspot for hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos for your Facebook account.  And here they are… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Collecting my thoughts… I almost have a whole set!  (from our Facebook Fan Page) Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag […]

Thank you so much for stopping in.  We promise you the best status updates, pictures, videos and more to post on Facebook.  Bookmark the page, you won’t regret it!  Here they are… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: A cop pulls a guy over for weaving in traffic. He walks up to the driver’s window and […]

Monday Funny Status Updates for Facebook Sup peeps?!?  Have a good weekend?  Good, great, grand!  Glad to hear it.  Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: You call it poor parenting, I call it raising free range children. My bank is the worst. They’re charging me money for not having […]

Welcome back friends!   Thank you for trusting us as your continued source for constant updates of hilarious status updates, pictures, videos and more for you to post to your Facebook page.  Congratulations on making it through the week.  Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Life rarely hands me anything. […]