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Monday Funny Status Updates for Facebook

Sup peeps?!?  Have a good weekend?  Good, great, grand!  Glad to hear it.  Here is what you came here for…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • You call it poor parenting, I call it raising free range children.
  • My bank is the worst. They’re charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can’t even afford to be broke.
  • Can you call the Geek Squad if you just want to give someone a wedgie?
  • With great power comes a great electric bill.
  • The new version of Pac-Man is so awesome, it comes with a search engine built into it.
  • I never pick up the house phone….But run a mile for the Cell Phone.
  • Light travels faster than sound, thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. (From Neelam on our FB Fan Page)

Don’t worry about people from your past, There’s a reason why they didn’t make it to your future.

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That kid has mad skills, talent up the yin yang for sure!   Anyhow, have a good Monday folks, cya tomorrow for more awesome funny status updates, pictures, videos, etc.  Need more now?  Join our Funny FB Fan Page for daily content or buy our book.  COME BACK TOMORROW!!!