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Tuesday’s Hilarious Status Updates.

July 5, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back friends!  Hope everyone had a great holiday weekend.  Here are some hilarious status updates for Tuesday to help get you through the short week… ***Download our iPhone App only $.99cents for a limited time!  Huge Update coming soon!!! *** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I have never understood why women love cats. Cats […]

Independence Day Weekend Wrap-Up Spectacular!

July 1, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

My fellow Americans (and our foreign friends) this weekend is a very special weekend.  For one, it’s a holiday so you get an extra day off 🙂  And most importantly we are celebrating our freedom.  Happy Birthday America, and may you have many more!  For the rest of the world, we are honored to be […]

Funny StatusUpdates for Thursday!

June 30, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Hi There!  Happy Thursday, good news is… a long weekend is in your future 🙂  Until then check these funny status updates out! *** Download our iPhone App only $.99cents for a limited time!  Huge update coming soon 🙂 *** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I need a credit card that can afford my lifestyle. […]

The Mid-Week Laugh Fest

June 30, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Thank you for stopping in!  Here are your funny status updates for today… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in? I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken. (from our FB Fan Page) You can drink, and you can think, […]

Tuesday Bloody Tuesday!

June 28, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back friends!  Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I like “glass half full” type of people. Unless they’re working behind the bar. (From our FB Fan Page) Why is a bra singular and panties plural? […]

Funny Status Updates for Monday

June 28, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome to the start of another fabulous week! Funny Status Updates for Monday: Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up. I just found out that Facebook is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people. A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once. I have finally come […]

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