Facebook Status Updates

Heyyyyyyyyyy!  Welcome back, friends, we missed you.  Here is the funny stuff you crave to post to your FB profile… *** Download our 4star Rated iPhone App.  Featuring over 1,500 categorized hilarious status updates you can post direct to your profile. *** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: You know why Fish are so skinny?  Because […]

Howdy friends!  Here are your funny status updates for Tuesday… *** Download our 4star Rated iPhone App.  Featuring over 1,500 categorized hilarious status updates you can post direct to your profile. *** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I’m not a great lover, but at least I’m fast. The difference between “People Watching” and “Person Watching” […]

Hello Friends, welcome to the start of another fabulous week!  Get it started on the right foot with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once. It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can […]

Congratulations are in order, you survived the week!  Welcome to the weekend wrap-up.  Here,  you deserve some funny status updates… *** Download our iPhone App featuring 1500+ Categorized Status Updates to post directly to your Facebook & tons more special features!!! *** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: If I agreed with you we’d both be […]

The weekend is just around the corner!  Stay happy, enjoy life and enjoy the rest of the week.  Make sure to stop by tomorrow for the world famous weekend wrap-up. *** Download our iPhone App – Featuring over 1,500+ Categorized Funny Status Updates that post directly to your profile and much more. ***NEW*** Version out […]

Welcome to Wednesday folks!  Hope you’re having a great week.  Here is what you came here for… ***Check out our iPhone App, 1000+ Categorized Status Updates that are ready to post straight to your profile, tons of other special features.*** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: A procrastinator’s work is never done. This just in: Jail […]