Facebook Status Updates

Welcome back friends, thank goodness it’s the weekend!  Just in time for the always classic weekend wrap-up…. Funny Status Updates for Facebook / Twitter: At CNN: No news is bad news but bad news is good news. I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. You know you’ve reached middle age when […]

Sup people?  Here is what you came for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option. (From our updated daily FB Fan Page) The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. Never get into fights with ugly people, they […]

Aloha!  Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook When I handwrite an entire page it looks like I’ve had a stroke by paragraph two. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. (Part of the Top 100 Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App) Sarcasm […]

Welcome back friends.  The bad news is, it’s only Tuesday.  The good news is we have tons of funny status updates, pics, and videos to post to your Facebook & Twitter on this Tuesday! Funny Status Updates for Facebook: hated when old aunts came up to me after weddings and said “u r next” They […]

Thanks for stopping in.  Here is all the hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos to your Facebook and help get you through an otherwise boring week… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: She blinded me with science. By science, I mean pepper spray. ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ (Download our iPhone App to use cool symbols […]

Welcome to the Splendid Weekend Wrap-Up where we give you an overdose of hilarious content to post to your Facebook/Twitter & share with your social “friends”.  Here you go amigos… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.  ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ […]