The *World Famous* Weekend Wrap – Up

Welcome back friends, thank goodness it’s the weekend!  Just in time for the always classic weekend wrap-up….

Funny Status Updates for Facebook / Twitter:

  • At CNN: No news is bad news but bad news is good news.
  • I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
  • You know you’ve reached middle age when your wife tells you to suck in your stomach and you just did.
  • A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (Part of the Top 100 Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App)
  • Don’t teach your children the value of a dollar if they find out , they’ll ask for two.
  • Drag racing would be a lot more fun if I didn’t have to wear a dress.
  • Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on facebook people that I do know, but i deliberately choose not to be friends with? (From our updated daily FB Fan Page)
  • These applications always ask if I’ve had any “past experience.” is there any other kind?
Half of being smart is knowing what you’re dumb at.
Funny Picture to Post:
During summertime even the doggies have to wait to use the potty 🙂 !
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Hahah alright folks, that is it!  Come back on Monday for some more awesome funny status updates, pics, and videos to post to your Facebook / Twitter.  For some more awesome content throughout the weekend “like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4-star Rated iPhone App. Thanks for stopping by, have a good weekend and cya Monday!