Facebook Status Updates

Thanks for stopping in!  We provide the funniest content for you to post to Facebook over the weekend… Top 10 Funny Status Updates for Facebook this Weekend: Did you know that “Dammit I’m Mad” spelled backwards is “Dammit I’m Mad?” …Your mind = Blown. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at […]

Happy Thursday everyone!  Here are some hilarious things to post to Facebook on Thursday… *** Download our new App for Android, search the Android Market for : Status Updates for Facebook *** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Never get mad when you see your ex with someone new. Your parents always taught you to give […]

Welcome back folks and Happy Wednesday to you… *** Download our new App for Android, search the Android Market for : Status Updates for Facebook *** 10 Funny Status Updates for Facebook on Wednesday: Pyros of the world… IGNITE! If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you! (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status […]

Welcome back folks, sorry if you received a website error yesterday – all is fixed now 🙂 *** Have an idea for a Funny Status Update?  Submit it & vote on other Funny Status Updates! *** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: You’re never too old to learn something stupid. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates […]

Welcome back friends, hope you had a lovely weekend and trust that you’ll have a wonderful Monday 🙂 *** Have an idea for a Funny Status Update?  Submit it & vote on other Funny Status Updates! *** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Jay Cutler is getting sacked by more NFL players than Kim Kardashian. You […]

Welcome back for the weekend laugh attack!  Enjoy and remember to share these funny things with your friends… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button..you will be disconnected! The lesser of two evils rarely wins the evil contest. We […]