Welcome back for the weekend laugh attack! Enjoy and remember to share these funny things with your friends…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button..you will be disconnected!
- The lesser of two evils rarely wins the evil contest.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
- A save electricity sign: “Don’t you hate it when someone turns you on, and then just leaves?”
- Obama said taxes have gone down during his administration. That’s ONE way to get rid of income tax – getting rid of income. (From @JimmyFallon)
- A mathematician’s favorite place in New York City? Times Square.
- I’m thinking of re-releasing my old statuses in 3D. ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
- You sacrifice. You fight injustice. You think you’re making a difference. Then you find out Snooki has a book deal.
- If there’s anything more important than my ego around here I want it caught and destroyed immediately.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen. (From @FreeFunnyStuff our twitter account.)
- I think it’s time Obama puts a viral video on YouTube where he plays a prank on Biden.
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Funny Pictures to Post:
Who knew that Superman was a kiddo?
Interesting Video to Post:
How weird is that?!?!?!? Post that video and you’re sure to start a comment fest! Enjoy the NFL this weekend, guys. Have a safe and enjoyable weekend! See you on Monday, folks For some more awesome content throughout the weekend “like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Thanks for stopping by!