Weekend Laugh Attack

Welcome back for the weekend laugh attack!  Enjoy and remember to share these funny things with your friends…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button..you will be disconnected!
  • The lesser of two evils rarely wins the evil contest.
  • We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
  • What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? “Must be an earthquake.”
  • A save electricity sign: “Don’t you hate it when someone turns you on, and then just leaves?”
  • Obama said taxes have gone down during his administration. That’s ONE way to get rid of income tax – getting rid of income. (From @JimmyFallon)
  • A mathematician’s favorite place in New York City? Times Square.
  • I’m thinking of re-releasing my old statuses in 3D. ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
  • You sacrifice. You fight injustice. You think you’re making a difference. Then you find out Snooki has a book deal.
  • If there’s anything more important than my ego around here I want it caught and destroyed immediately.
  • Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen. (From @FreeFunnyStuff our twitter account.)
  • A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly.
  • I think it’s time Obama puts a viral video on YouTube where he plays a prank on Biden.

Facebook News Alert: High Definition photos coming soon to Facebook!

Funny Pictures to Post:

Who knew that Superman was a kiddo?

Interesting Video to Post:


How weird is that?!?!?!?  Post that video and you’re sure to start a comment fest!  Enjoy the NFL  this weekend, guys. Have a safe and enjoyable weekend!  See you on Monday, folks For some more awesome content throughout the weekend “like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Thanks for stopping by!