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Dancing Boy, Kitty LaserPointer, & Xtra Funny Statuses
Post these to be a local Facebook Celebrity… Extra Funny Status Updates for Facebook: There’s a thin line between “I should do a status update about that” and “I should talk to a therapist about that” (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Don’t get old, you will live to regret it. Insanity means […]
Real Facebooking, Smiling Dog, & More Hilarious Status Updates
Happy Monday! Make your Facebook Friends laugh by posting these fresh & funny.. Hilarious Status Updates: I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) With age comes new skills. You can laugh, cough, […]
Grammar Police, Fly Invades Touchscreen, & 20 Funny Status Updates
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Beyonce Single Ladies, Picture FAIL, & Classic Status Updates
Get tons of Facebook Comments & Likes by posting these… Classic Status Updates: The only effective way to end a Facebook conversation is with “LOL” (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, 9 out of 10 people couldn’t start a conversation. The […]
Celebrity Mash-Up, Will Smith unplugged, & Funny Statuses
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