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- I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
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I need to either get a new air conditioner or move into my refrigerator.
- The easiest way to get me to stop correcting you is for you to just stop being wrong.
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I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jerks.
- Broccoli: “I look like a tree.” Walnut: “I look like a brain.” Mushroom: “I look like an umbrella.” Banana: “Dude?! Change the topic!”
- We spent our whole youth to obtain wealth and our whole wealth to obtain youth. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- Facebook. The brain laxative.
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I’m always careful to get something every day from the four basic food groups: canned, frozen, fast and takeout.
- Cheese is like a villain from a horror movie: Whatever you do to it only makes it stronger. Shred it? Better. Slice it? Better. Melt it? Perfection.
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People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it.
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It’s what people don’t know about each other that makes them such good friends.
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A smile is like tight underwear…it makes your cheeks go up.
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I can resist everything except temptation.
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I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled like.
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Honking the whole time isn’t going to make everyone in front of you go any faster. Stupid geese. (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff)
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I would emailed sooner, but my cat ate my mouse.
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Relationship Status: Commitment doesn’t scare me, the thought of committing to the wrong person does.
Celebrity Mash-Up:
LOL! Post that one on your Facebook wall for some great comments!
Will Smith Goes Unplugged:
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So awesome! Who doesn’t love Will Smith?
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