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Beyonce Single Ladies, Picture FAIL, & Classic Status Updates

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    Get tons of Facebook Comments & Likes by posting these…

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    All the Single Ladies:

    All the Single Ladies

    Haha, what a great pic!  Post that one on your FB wall for a ton of LIKES!

    Taking Your Own Picture FAIL:

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh-tOUSWKK8[/youtube]

    LOL, how embarrassing! Although I think we’ve all seen someone do that one before.

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