More LIKEs per share with these… Top Status Updates for Facebook this week: Nomophobia, the fear of being without a cell phone, is the most common phobia. LIKE if you suffer from it. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Why is Facebook going public? They couldn’t figure out the privacy settings either. Facebook Shares has a […]
Facebook Status Updates
Gotye Kid, UP Movie, & Awesome Status Messages
Make FB exciting again with these… Awesome Status Updates for Facebook: The awkward moment when you suddenly remember something really hilarious in a silent situation. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) One thing my dog and I have in common is that none of us wants me to go to work. That’s definitely not […]
Shopping Kid, Baby Sloths, & Smart Status Updates
Try sharing our statuses to get more LIKEs… Smart Status Messages for Facebook: When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) LIKE if you disagree with someone just to annoy them. If you’re […]
Sexy and I Know It, Cool Cop, & Clever Status Messages
More LIKEs per share with these… Clever Status Posts for Facebook: LIKE if the last thing you do every night and the first thing you do every morning is check your phone. (VIA: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. The good thing about pictures is that they never […]
Zebra Encounter, Wake-Up Time, & Funny Status Messages
Be LIKEd on FB, share these.. Funny Status Messages for Facebook: Laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal. (VIA: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I hate when my body is like, ‘Time to sneeze !’ Then it’s all, ‘LOL JK’. The awkward moment when someone ugly says “I […]
Mothers Day Status Updates, Sayings, Quotes, Videos, and more!
Happy Mothers Day – This is your friendly internet reminder to call your mum today 🙂 and here’s some great ideas to share on Facebook for today… Status Updates, Messages, and Quotes for Mothers Day: She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn’t take them along. ~Margaret Culkin Banning ♓@℘℘¥ ♏☺т♄εґṧ […]