More likes per share, with these…. Top 20 Status Posts this Week: That awkward moment when you find out there’s going to be a Taken 2 & wonder who’d be dumb enough to kidnap his daughter again? ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Saying “ew” when you hear someone’s name that you don’t like. I can’t […]
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Tennis Advice, Cuteness Puppy, & Great Status Updates
Get more likes, share these… Great Statuses for Facebook: You know that you have eaten way too much junk food when you start actually craving something healthy. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I wish Beyonce and Jay-Z would get onstage and hold their baby to the world, like Mufasa did in the Lion King. That […]
4th of July – Status Updates, Quotes, Jokes, Pictures, and Videos!
Happy Independence Day, share these… 4th of July Status Updates for Facebook: “The Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! […]
Lion Dog, Kitty Bath, & Best Status Updates
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Trash love, Will Ferrell Impersonator, & Status Ideas
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Spider Tripping, Camel Detailing, & Slick Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… Slick Status Updates for Facebook: Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) BESTFRIEND: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you […]