Pwn your Facebook newsfeed, share these.. Facebook Status Updates for the Weekend: Facebook should change the status question from “what’s on your mind?” to “what’s your problem today?” (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 191 Ratings) Karma is only a bitch, if you are. #TrueStory Oh you have Swag? …that’s cool, hey, can you Super Size my Fries? […]
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Ninja Kick, Crazy Bridge, and Killer Status Updates.
Make Facebook fun again, share these… Killer Facebook Statuses for Every Occasion: That awesome moment when you find money in your pocket that you forgot was there! (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 189 Ratings) Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single. If you want to find out who your […]
Good Guy Train, Best Friends, & Top 15 Status Posts.
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Smartest Dog Ever, Super Razor, and Likeable Status Posts
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Beer Bike Slap, Dog Obedience, & Status Updates
Step your Facebooking up, share these.. Facebook Status Updates that get LIKEs: The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ ) It’s sad how food nowadays needs “being made with the actual ingredient” as a selling point. You know she’s a keeper because you paused the video game […]
Fussy Puppy, Best Friends, & Top Facebook Posts
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