Hey, at least it’s almost Friday, make someone smile share one of these… Top 20 Daily Status Updates: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that. When all is said and done, there’s always someone who’s still talking. “I want to be inside you.” – me, to my […]
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What dogs do when you leave, Working Out, & Top 20 Ridiculous Facebook Statuses
Make your friends laugh share one of these.. Top 20 Ridiculous Facebook Statuses: That awkward moment when you introduce two people and they become better friends than you… I wish my life had background music so I could figure out what the hell is going on. The amount of people who mix up “to” and “too” […]
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Car Horn Power, Sad Truth, & The 20 Funniest Facebook Statuses
From this week on Facebook… The 20 Funniest Facebook Statuses: If someone says “pinch me, I must be dreaming”. You shouldn’t pinch them, because if they wake up you stop existing. I wonder if Apple called their new watch the Apple Watch because iWatch would just be creepy. If ghosts existed, why are they all […]
Bro Mime, Breakups, & 20 Great Facebook Statuses
Make Monday fun for someone, share one of these… 20 Great Facebook Statuses: “You can’t sleep either?” Says a voice from under your bed. My house has really let itself go. That grass that you think is greener. They use bullshit for fertilizer. Think about that before you jump the fence. A 2.0 student can […]
Spider Farm, Dog Barks, & Top 20 Weekend Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these.. Top 20 Weekend Status Updates: So thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside. Instead of apps and how many likes you can get on a selfie. Remember when our ancestors used to use their mouths to communicate, good times. If you’re […]