Make your friends laugh share one of these..
Top 20 Ridiculous Facebook Statuses:
- That awkward moment when you introduce two people and they become better friends than you…
- I wish my life had background music so I could figure out what the hell is going on.
- The amount of people who mix up “to” and “too” is amazing two me.
- Don’t yell at your boyfriend. Lean in and whisper – it’s much scarier.
- Just spent 15 mins searching for my phone in my car, using my phone as a flashlight.
- Me: *tries to go to bed at a reasonable time*
Me: ah yes
- There is no vulnerable feeling like when you are about to sneeze…with a mouthful of rice.
- I’m exhausted from all this studying I haven’t done.
- My hobbies include putting my pajama pants on as soon as I get home.
- 11pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
- My entire life is just me “winging it”.
- I’m so old, I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor.
- To this day, I wonder if that bitch moved out of Ludacris’ way.
- I never make plans until I know how I am getting out of them.
- Can Friday hurry the hell up already.
- Your crazy is showing – you might want to tuck that back in.
- Saw a huge spider the size of a walnut while I was taking a shower so I pulled off the curtain rod & pole vaulted myself into the hallway.
- He DM’ed me: Your sexy as hell. Me: No YOU’RE sexy as hell. And now he thinks I like him. Damnit. I was just correcting his bad grammar.
- Got interrupted downloading the new version of iTunes by a pop up that asked if I wanted to download the even newer version of iTunes.
- No one is more Hispanic than a Hispanic female news anchor saying her own name.
This is how I feel about peoples working out updates.
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