What dogs do when you leave, Working Out, & Top 20 Ridiculous Facebook Statuses

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Top 20 Ridiculous Facebook Statuses:

    1. That awkward moment when you introduce two people and they become better friends than you…
    2. I wish my life had background music so I could figure out what the hell is going on.
    3. The amount of people who mix up “to” and “too” is amazing two me.
    4. Don’t yell at your boyfriend. Lean in and whisper – it’s much scarier.
    5. Just spent 15 mins searching for my phone in my car, using my phone as a flashlight.
    6. Me: *tries to go to bed at a reasonable time*
      Me: ah yes
      Me: 4am
      Me: perfect
    7. There is no vulnerable feeling like when you are about to sneeze…with a mouthful of rice.
    8. I’m exhausted from all this studying I haven’t done.
    9. My hobbies include putting my pajama pants on as soon as I get home.
    10. 11pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
      3am: lol

  1. My entire life is just me “winging it”.
  2. I’m so old, I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor.
  3. To this day, I wonder if that bitch moved out of Ludacris’ way.
  4. I never make plans until I know how I am getting out of them.
  5. Can Friday hurry the hell up already.
  6. Your crazy is showing – you might want to tuck that back in.
  7. Saw a huge spider the size of a walnut while I was taking a shower so I pulled off the curtain rod & pole vaulted myself into the hallway.
  8. He DM’ed me: Your sexy as hell. Me: No YOU’RE sexy as hell. And now he thinks I like him. Damnit. I was just correcting his bad grammar.
  9. Got interrupted downloading the new version of iTunes by a pop up that asked if I wanted to download the even newer version of iTunes.
  10. No one is more Hispanic than a Hispanic female news anchor saying her own name.

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