If one of these doesn’t make you laugh, you’re crazy… 20 of the Funniest Facebook Statuses: Dear Santa , before I try to explain, just how much do you aleady know? At my age, Friends with Insurance Benefits sounds just as appealing. That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they […]
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Penguin Tickle, Grumpy Christmas, & Great Status Posts
Get more likes, share these… 21 Great Facebook Status Posts The less you give a damn, the happier you will be. Beware of TV. It has the power to turn things like storage, parking and cupcakes into wars. That awkward moment when someone knows you, but you don’t know them. Rap Music is like Scissors…it […]
Elevator Prank, Posing Kitty, & Top 20 Status Updates
Enjoy your weekend, share these… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates this week: That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can’t stop smiling like an idiot. (InstaStatus via: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) If you comment on your own Facebook status before anyone else does, I will assume you’re crazy. Don’t believe any quotes you […]
Teach Dog to Drive, SnowMailMan, and Best Status Updates
Get likes galore, share these… 20 Best Status Updates Today on Facebook: If you choose to always make it all about you, that’s precisely who you’ll end up with. (InstaStatus via: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) Money can’t buy happiness but it sure buys a lot of distractions. Today I realized that Mario is definitely a […]
Sleeping Baby, Grumpy Christmas, and Funny Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… 20 More Funny Status Posts: Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right. (InstaStatus via: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) There is only one pretty child in the world… and every mother has it. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her […]
Lightning Strikes, Snow Wars, and 20 Great Statuses
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