Welcome to a new week. In order to help you and your friends through this week here are your daily funny facebook status updates: Sorry, I don’t talk to morons before noon. I think I deserve a raise and a new corner office. The Blackberry is just a crappy wanna-be iPhone. When I get bored […]
Thursdizzle fo Shizzle’ Facebizzile Updizziles
Sup my peeps. Ya’ll know what time it is. Time for you to get your dirty yet clever status updates. Funny Status Updates: Define Irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then […]
Wednesday Afternoon Status Updates
Humpy day is nearly finished. It’s again almost the weekend! How awesome. Unless you are one of those the glass is half empty sort of people. Then well, you still have 2 days of work or school. Here are your daily clever facebook status updates: This day in 1875, Billy the Kid was arrested for […]
Just another Manic Monday.
Welcome to the suck. It is Monday. More likely known as a school or work day. However, if you know how to waste time like I do. Then you know that everyday is a Facebook day. Here is your daily status updates you lovely people: Are you a Coffee or Tea person? The movie Benjamin […]
Freaky Fridays with Funny Facebook Status Updates (say that ten times fast)
Hey folks, you made it through another crazy work week. Or if you are a youngin’ you made it through a school week. Either way it’s the freakin’ weekend baby I’m bout to have me some fun! Here are your Freaky Friday Funny Status Updates: You don’t need to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, he […]
Just Thirsty Thursdays with the Funny Facebook Status Website!
Good news is, the week is almost over! Even better, here are some hilarious, witty, and clever facebook status updates for you to enjoy: What happened to the good ole days… Like when Britney Spears would shave her head! “And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed.” – Dr. Seuess […]