Monday Funday – From Funny Facebook Status Update

Welcome to a new week.  In order to help you and your friends through this week here are your daily funny facebook status updates:

  • Sorry, I don’t talk to morons before noon.
  • I think I deserve a raise and a new corner office.
  • The Blackberry is just a crappy wanna-be iPhone.
  • When I get bored I like to think of what would happen if two random movie characters met…. For example: Hello Harry Potter, I’m Frodo Baggins!  Then they would try to one up each others adventures.
  • Saturday Night Live should have been canceled in 1999.

Funny video of the day:


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Good stuff, cya tomorrow bitches.