Welcome to a new week. In order to help you and your friends through this week here are your daily funny facebook status updates:
- Sorry, I don’t talk to morons before noon.
- I think I deserve a raise and a new corner office.
- The Blackberry is just a crappy wanna-be iPhone.
- When I get bored I like to think of what would happen if two random movie characters met…. For example: Hello Harry Potter, I’m Frodo Baggins! Then they would try to one up each others adventures.
- Saturday Night Live should have been canceled in 1999.
Funny video of the day:
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Good stuff, cya tomorrow bitches.