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Tuesday Bloody Tuesday!

June 28, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back friends!  Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I like “glass half full” type of people. Unless they’re working behind the bar. (From our FB Fan Page) Why is a bra singular and panties plural? […]

Funny Status Updates for Monday

June 28, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome to the start of another fabulous week! Funny Status Updates for Monday: Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up. I just found out that Facebook is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people. A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once. I have finally come […]

***World Famous*** Weekend Wrap-Up

June 24, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Congratulations you made it to the weekend!  Time to unwind and relax 🙂  We’re glad to share one of the best Weekend Wrap-Up’s yet… *** Download our 4-star rated iPhone app (HUGE update coming early July) & join our FB Fan Page*** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I got in a fight one time with […]

*Funny Status Updates* (iPhone 4) Day Release Special

June 23, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

June 24th, 2010 is here and if you’re lucky enough your iPhone pre-order is on it’s way to your home 🙂  In honor of this special occasion we are having a special *Funny Status Updates* (iPhone) release day special.  However, whether you have a new iPhone or old one or even and iPod touch, download […]

Mid Week Funny Status Updates for Facebook

June 22, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Hey there!  Good news, the week is half way over and if you’re one of those glass is half full sort of people – you only got 2 more days till the weekend 🙂 and if you’re one of those glass is half empty sort of ppl you probably work on the weekend!  Here are […]

Tuesday’s the new Thursday. Funny status updates to get you through the (rest of) the week.

June 21, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back friends.  Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me again, I’m beginning to see a pattern here. You know you’re getting older when happy hour is a nap. If aliens are smart enough to travel […]

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