Tuesday’s the new Thursday. Funny status updates to get you through the (rest of) the week.

Welcome back friends.  Here is what you came here for…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me again, I’m beginning to see a pattern here.
  • You know you’re getting older when happy hour is a nap.
  • If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on Earth?
  • A true friend thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked. (from our FB Fan Page)
  • Teenagers drink twice as much as they did 10 years ago. Mind you, they were only aged between 3 and 9 ten years ago.
  • I stopped in a German restaurant for a meal. The sauerkraut starter was bad enough, but the wurst was yet to come.

Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.

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Funny Picture to Post:

FB just keeps finding new ways to lower my self esteem 🙁

Funny Video to Post:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVMRgXlUtf8[/youtube]

Hilarious!   🙂  Alright folks, stop by tomorrow for more awesome good stuff to post to ur FB acct.

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