Welcome back friends. Here is what you came here for…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me again, I’m beginning to see a pattern here.
You know you’re getting older when happy hour is a nap.
If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on Earth?
A true friend thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked. (from our FB Fan Page)
Teenagers drink twice as much as they did 10 years ago. Mind you, they were only aged between 3 and 9 ten years ago.
- I stopped in a German restaurant for a meal. The sauerkraut starter was bad enough, but the wurst was yet to come.
Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.
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FB just keeps finding new ways to lower my self esteem 🙁
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Hilarious! 🙂 Alright folks, stop by tomorrow for more awesome good stuff to post to ur FB acct.