***World Famous*** Weekend Wrap-Up

Congratulations you made it to the weekend!  Time to unwind and relax 🙂  We’re glad to share one of the best Weekend Wrap-Up’s yet…

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”
  • Give peace a chance. Move to a new town and don’t tell your relatives.
  • To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  • I’m too apathetic for a group hug. Let’s do a group shrug.
  • To some teams much is given. Of other teams much is expected. This team of Americans has a rendezvous with destiny.

  • Don’t bite the hand that feeds you. Not until you’re full anyway.

  • Only in a mad world do people queue for an iPhone while looking at queues of people queuing for an iPhone on their iPhones.
  • I heard the CEO of AT&T got married recently. The service was great but the reception was terrible.
  • “What’s that!! An earthquake?” “YES!! RUN!!!” “OMG, WAIT” *runs to the computer and writes on Facebook* EARTHQUAAAAAAKE!!!

If my plane is about to crash, I doubt I’ll be using my seat as a “flotation device.” More likely, it’s gonna be used as a toilet.

Funny Picture to Post:

And that picture is a perfect segway into this video…

Funny Video to Post:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoRguieKDrk[/youtube]

Perhaps the awesomest thing I’ve seen come out of Japan since Pokeman.

Here is a bonus awesome picture to help get you through the weekend:

BP’s new logo.  Well deserved.  Alright folks, that is it for this weekend.  Stop by on Monday for some fresh new status updates, pictures, and videos to post to your FB.

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