Aloha friends! Thanks for coming back. Here is what you came for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook / Twitter: The future of American women is being led by role models like Snooki, Lindsay Lohan, Nicki Minaj… we’re totally screwed. Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don’t. reverse .ygolohcysp (Made using […]
The funny way to start the week…
Another Monday is here! Today is the first day of the rest of your life, so use it wisely. Here are the funny status updates you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook / Twitter: Live every week like it’s shark week. (From our updated daily FB Fan Page) Every time I hear a […]
The *World Famous* Weekend Wrap – Up
Welcome back friends, thank goodness it’s the weekend! Just in time for the always classic weekend wrap-up…. Funny Status Updates for Facebook / Twitter: At CNN: No news is bad news but bad news is good news. I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. You know you’ve reached middle age when […]
Happy Thursday, Amigo!
Sup people? Here is what you came for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option. (From our updated daily FB Fan Page) The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. Never get into fights with ugly people, they […]
The Laughing Riot (Mid Week) Wednesday’s Funny Status Updates for Facebook!
Aloha! Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook When I handwrite an entire page it looks like I’ve had a stroke by paragraph two. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. (Part of the Top 100 Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App) Sarcasm […]
Ah No, it’s Tuesday!
Welcome back friends. The bad news is, it’s only Tuesday. The good news is we have tons of funny status updates, pics, and videos to post to your Facebook & Twitter on this Tuesday! Funny Status Updates for Facebook: hated when old aunts came up to me after weddings and said “u r next” They […]