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Enjoy your Tuesday folks and enrich your friends lives with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App– Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update! Now available on ANDROID!) Any […]

Welcome back friends, hope you had a wonderful relaxing weekend.  Don’t let the Monday blues get you down… Laugh it up! Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. (From […]

Thanks for stopping in!  We provide the funniest content for you to post to Facebook over the weekend… Top 10 Funny Status Updates for Facebook this Weekend: Did you know that “Dammit I’m Mad” spelled backwards is “Dammit I’m Mad?” …Your mind = Blown. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at […]

Happy Thursday everyone!  Here are some hilarious things to post to Facebook on Thursday… *** Download our new App for Android, search the Android Market for : Status Updates for Facebook *** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Never get mad when you see your ex with someone new. Your parents always taught you to give […]

Welcome back folks and Happy Wednesday to you… *** Download our new App for Android, search the Android Market for : Status Updates for Facebook *** 10 Funny Status Updates for Facebook on Wednesday: Pyros of the world… IGNITE! If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you! (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status […]

Welcome back folks, sorry if you received a website error yesterday – all is fixed now 🙂 *** Have an idea for a Funny Status Update?  Submit it & vote on other Funny Status Updates! *** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: You’re never too old to learn something stupid. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates […]