Memorial Day Status Updates: Remember the fallen & their families this Memorial Day. Honor those who have so honored us. This Memorial Day weekend, we remember those who made the ultimate sacrifice for freedom. We are grateful to all who serve. A real patriot is someone who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the […]
Monkey Riding Dog, Cutest Kitten Ever, and Funny Statuses
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Funny Statuses + Police Dogs + Beer = Ruh Roh!
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Happy Hamster, Flying Sloth, and Funny Status Updates
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Angry Birds, Obama gets Stuck, and 15 Epic Status Updates
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Awkward Rapture, Puppy to Adult Video, and Funny Statuses
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