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Trash love, Will Ferrell Impersonator, & Status Ideas
Make Facebook fun, share these… Funny Status Post Ideas: You look happy. Let me see what I can do about that.” – Life ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should’ve said instead. Pressing clear on your calculator a million times, just to make […]
Spider Tripping, Camel Detailing, & Slick Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… Slick Status Updates for Facebook: Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) BESTFRIEND: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you […]
Flamenco Doggie, Tattoo Locations, & Cute Statuses
More likes per share, with these… Cute Status Update Ideas: LIKE if you text with your pinky because you’re eating. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Live more, complain less. More smiles, less stress. Less hate, more blessed. Some people deserve NOTHING but seem to be handed EVERYTHING. No one makes a lock without a key. […]
3-Wheel Truck, LOL Whale, & Top Status Updates
Check the top statuses, this week… Top Status Updates for Facebook: A relationship with no trust is like a cell phone with no service. All you can do is play games. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) You use Google every day but I bet you can’t remember the order of the colors. What the heck […]
Finger-painting Champion, Cute Attack, & Creative Statuses
Get the most out of FB, share these… Creative Status Updates for Facebook: LIKE If you… let the phone ring instead of rejecting the call because you don’t want the person to know you’re ignoring them. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) That one friend who you greet with an insult. CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!! […]