Status ideas for every occasion… Great Status Updates for Facebook: Why was the cat in the bag in the first place??? (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 189 Ratings) If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, the world would be a different place. I see a little silhouetto […]
Dancing Doggie, Cow Photobomb, and Labor Day Statuses
Make your virtual holiday fun, with these… Labor Day Status Updates: The best kind of stomach ache: when your friends make you laugh way too hard. (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 191 Ratings) Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day.It would have been called Independence Day, […]
Rough Gang, Muscle Music, & Weekend Statuses
Pwn your Facebook newsfeed, share these.. Facebook Status Updates for the Weekend: Facebook should change the status question from “what’s on your mind?” to “what’s your problem today?” (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 191 Ratings) Karma is only a bitch, if you are. #TrueStory Oh you have Swag? …that’s cool, hey, can you Super Size my Fries? […]
Ninja Kick, Crazy Bridge, and Killer Status Updates.
Make Facebook fun again, share these… Killer Facebook Statuses for Every Occasion: That awesome moment when you find money in your pocket that you forgot was there! (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 189 Ratings) Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single. If you want to find out who your […]
Good Guy Train, Best Friends, & Top 15 Status Posts.
Easy street to more likes, share these… Top 15 Status Posts this week on Facebook: Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper? (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 185 Ratings) Key to a Happy Life: Get a job where people ask, “You actually get paid for doing this?” Boys, […]
Smartest Dog Ever, Super Razor, and Likeable Status Posts
More likes per share, with these… Likeable Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you can’t find your phone because your bed ate it. (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 185 Ratings) Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? We can’t control the wind, but we have the power […]