Happy NYE get more likes, share these… NYE Facebook Status Updates: New Years Resolution: Be true. Be obedient. Be more positive. Be more healthy in all things. NYE is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper. You’re not getting a New Years kiss ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Banana Kid, Bow-Tie Cat, & Witty Status Posts
Weekend in review on Facebook… Top 20 Witty Status Posts: Fact: zoning out is your brain’s way of saying “You look bored. Let me take you to a better place.” No one is more judgmental than a waitress questioning if you’ve saved room for dessert. You say “I’m sorry,” I hear “I surrender.” Don’t send […]
Adorable Puppy, Tangled Surprise, & Clever Status Updates
More likes per status, share these… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses: I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking. Your secrets are safe with me, because I probably wasn’t listening to begin with. If Facebook is conflicting with your real life relationships then it’s time to take a break. We need […]
Best Gift Reaction, Smart Dog, and Hilarious Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Was visited by 3 spirits last night. Vodka, rum and gin. “That’s nice dear.” -Grandmas version of “cool story bro.” I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New […]
Christmas Status Updates, Funny Pictures, and Videos.
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays, share these… Christmas Status Updates: Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal. Santa saw your facebook photos…you’re getting clothes and a bible this year. That awkward moment when there’s no money in a card and you have to pretend you like it for the message that’s written inside. Dear Santa, yea I […]
Baby Sloth, Cuddle Time, and Top 21 Facebook Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Top Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when you say bye to someone and you’re still walkin the same way. Sometimes I cry when chopping carrots because I don’t want onions to think they’re ugly or something. Girls: I hangout with guys, theres less drama. Me: I hangout by myself. […]