Best of the week, share these… Top Facebook Status Updates this week: That awkward moment when you realize that you mistaken your own car for someone else’s car that is identical and you spent a good five minutes trying to unlock it. I hate when its dark and my brain is like “Hey you know […]
Angry Bird Origins, Roulette Life Bet, Sharp Statuses
Share these funny updates… 20 Sharp Statuses for Facebook: What I know about you has earned my attention. What I don’t know about you is what makes you interesting. How big does a cupcake have to be before it’s just a cake? I’d rather be dangerously playing with wolves than stupidly sleeping with sheep. Pac-Man […]
Old Man Video Games, Long Neck Turtle, and Brilliant Status Updates
More likes per status, share these… Brilliantly Funny Status Updates: My car doubles in value when I fill my gas tank up. I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens. Please create a password. Your password […]
Phone Returned, Jamming, & Best Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… 20 of the Best Status Updates for Facebook: 99% of relationships involve tolerating how weird the other person is. Never sit down in front of the computer while having breakfast because when you get up it’ll be dinner time. I realize most old people have to watch their budget, but […]
Icy Bridge, Pancakes, and Great Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… 20 Great Status Updates: “Are you as bored as I am?” Read that backwards, and it still makes sense. I’m convinced that leaning forward while playing video games substantially improves my overall performance. During the stone age, long before Facebook, man was already experiencing the irrepressible need to express on […]
Headshot, Treadmill Cats, and Top Facebook Statuses
The best statuses this week… Top Facebook Status Updates: My life has become a never ending game of ‘illegal or just frowned upon? The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. My advice for pretty much anything that’s broken is “did you […]